sum 41 = dim. that's the only fitting descriptor, unfortunately. i was hoping for atleast a little sparkle of something.
the highpoint was when sum 41 member b:
(sum 41 member a is this guy, deryck, who is married to avril lavigne):
...said of their replacement guitarist, "he WON'T do INTERVIEWS". they also mentioned -twice- that this poor hired gun is only there to cover guitar parts. he will not be in their videos or photoshoots....as he is not --i repeat-- NOT a member of sum 41.
thank god that's settled so we can all rest easier!
i offered danielle flora (our lovely interviewer) $10 G's if she would repeatedly refer to avril lavigne as "april leVINE". this is what my hero, ehrrin keenan, calls her and i think that's just the funniest thing i've heard in ages.
(our dear april--she's so out of control! and crazy! and not afraid to repeatedly flip everyone off! coool!)
i am sad to say that talk of "april" did not make it into the interview. in fact, sum 41 members a & b were so lame, they probably would have cared less, if that's possible. furthermore, they REFUSED an application of powder when i offered it to them!! jerks. go ahead and let your greasy faces shine, poseurs--i'm still adding you to my resume.
ok-- i am officially done hatin'.
my to-do list is shaping up nicely. the biscuit's food is purchased and ready to go, the apartment is relatively clean, and my sweet lil' bro and his lil' firecracker of a girlfriend are offering me the use of their washer and dryer this weekend when i am visiting. no news has made me so happy since the biscuit pooped after his dry spell.
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